


Nessie our Loch Ness Monster **Limited Edition** TBM
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Friday, May 29
Nessie our Loch Ness Monster **Limited Edition** TBMHere's your chance to own your very own MONSTER! At least our version of one anyways. These guys are nature's limited edition and will sell out fast! You will receive (1) penis plant in (1) 4" container. Yes, we will provide the googly eyes :) These are Trichocereus Bridgesii Monstrose TBM's, aka the penis cactus.
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