Travel Size Dirty Old Man Doll

Marsoni

M251S

$78.99

Get it in 3 business days with 1 day shipping. Friday, May 29

Travel Size Dirty Old Man DollDon't let his his friendly smile fool you This shriveled old geezer is as creepy as they come! He may look sweet and innocent, but even the slightest breeze will get him all hot and bothered. Who needs that little blue pill anyways when you've been sitting on your rocking chair for half a century oogling all the girls that walk by and just beggin' for a piece of ass! So never mind the lawn bowling and senior discounts, this wrinkled old dude loves

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Super soft and super warm! This nice and thick blanket feels so nice when you wrap yourself up in it; and it’s just big enough to do exactly that! I’ve washed it a few times and it comes out even softer and fluffier than when I put it in the washer; and no issues with losing fluff or thinning/tears. I love the cow pattern too!

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Reviewed in the United States on October 25, 2025

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ProudMeemaw805

Boise, US

★★★★★ 5

SOFT

Color: Red Black, Size: Twin(60"x80")

My grandson absolutely loves this blanket. It’s so soft.

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Reviewed in the United States on May 25, 2026

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Sarah L

Louisville, US

★★★★★ 5

Have to fight my cats for the right to use this blanket

Color: Pink White, Size: Throw(50"x60")

Super cute and comfy.

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Reviewed in the United States on March 22, 2026

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Ruth

San Leandro, US

★★★★★ 5

Good cover for furniture, soft and easy to wash.

Color: Khaki, Size: Throw(50"x60")

These are great for covering couches, chairs, ect. The only problem you will have is keeping them in place.

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Reviewed in the United States on April 11, 2026

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Amazon Customer

Omaha, US

★★★★★ 5

Great blanket!

Color: Black White, Size: Throw(50"x60"), Color: Black White, Size: Throw(50"x60")

I originally bought this to use in photos for my son’s race themed birthday. It looked perfect with the checkered pattern. But it ended up a favorite blanket in our house because it’s sooo soft!

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Reviewed in the United States on March 2, 2026