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Life Wants You Dead: A Calm, Rational, and Totally Legit Guide to Scaring Yourself Safe

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Life Wants You Dead: A Calm, Rational, and Totally Legit Guide to Scaring Yourself SafeFear!!! Scary, right? But what if the only thing we shouldn't fear is fear itself? "Truly Hilarious!" Jack Handey, author of Deep Thoughts In this era of economic turmoil, climate catastrophe, and cliques of cool teens just waiting to make fun of your shoes, we live in a heightened state of fear. We're afraid of the world and afraid of each otherbut not nearly as afraid as we should be! And this absurdly hilarious survival guide demonstrates that
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