Attempted Murder Tee

Marsoni

M251S

$30.00

Get it in 3 business days with 1 day shipping. Friday, May 29

Attempted Murder TeeTwo crows on a branch = cute. Two crows on a branch being legally classified as an attempted murder = even better. This subtle nod to corvid humour is perfect for bird lovers, pun lovers, and anyone who enjoys jokes that make people pause for half a second. The fabric is soft, sturdy, and perfect for layering warm enough for cool mornings, breathable enough for everything else. It holds up beautifully in the wash, just like a crows lifelong commitment

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Very sturdy and looks good. But, the part that holds the umbrella is loose and requires a wedge to stop it spinning (I used a plastic knife). Also the screw on the bottom RUSTS and in a BIG way. To solve the rust issue I put an old plastic cutting board under it. We use it with the modifications mentioned.

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Reviewed in the United States on May 7, 2026

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Curtis S Gezotis

Houston, US

★★★★★ 5

Durable, easy to set up

Color: Black - Sunburst

Works great, easy set up!

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Reviewed in the United States on May 6, 2026

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J R Smith

Charlottesville, US

★★★★★ 5

Assembly great!

Very good item. Good structure and easy to assemble

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Reviewed in the United States on May 22, 2026

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Leah N. Norton

Los Angeles, US

★★★★★ 5

Easy install!

Works great and easy to install.

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Reviewed in the United States on April 29, 2026

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DKindleReader

West Palm Beach, US

★★★★★ 5

Nice umbrella stand

This stand is sturdy enough for my 9 ft umbrella. I only used water to fill it so it can be moved if necessary. The umbrella is taken down if it gets too windy as it would be damaged. This would not be the fault of the stand, just the nature of living near the coast.

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Reviewed in the United States on May 1, 2026