If only SARCASM BURNED CALORIES funny sarcastic soy candle

If only SARCASM BURNED CALORIES funny sarcastic soy candle

Marsoni

M251S

$19.95

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If only SARCASM BURNED CALORIES funny sarcastic soy candleThis is a 14 oz. soy candle. Hand poured. 100% Natural Soy Wax. Contains NO dyes, and is natural in color. All natural COTTON wicks only. No lead, no zinc. We do NOT use essential oils we use high quality candle fragrance oils, most of which are also skin safe. Choose your own fragrance from the drop down list. We use the maximum amount of high quality fragrance the wax will hold, so you will get the best hot and cold scent throw. Comes in a reusable

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I was fostering 2 7-week old puppies that chewed on EVERYTHING! I got these AND a couple of the Kong brand chew toys. These have stood up much better to the puppy teeth than the Kongs did. I throw them in the dishwasher (not every time) and I also have a small straw brush to clean them. They are easy to fill, and once they are done with the treats (PB butter, yogurt, pumpkin, apple sauce etc.), they continue to chew on these. When you throw them, they have a fun bonce. I ended up foster failing one of the puppies, but we still use these often. They still look brand new and I have had them for about 6 months. I got the medium, my dog is about 13 lbs now and the size is perfect for her. The material is strong and I don't hear a peep when she is chewing on it. I would 100% recommend these!

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Reviewed in the United States on May 24, 2026

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Denielle

Pawtucket, US

★★★★★ 5

Great toys. Bouncy, chewable long term.

Size: Medium, Size: Medium

We got these for our puppy and to see how they would compare to kongs. Our dogs love these more than the kongs and so far, with two chewy dogs, they have not destroyed these yet. They are very bouncy and provide a lot of chasing fun. We will be buying more and we recommend these.

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Reviewed in the United States on February 28, 2026

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Lynn

Massapequa, US

★★★★★ 4

Durable

Size: Large

Excellent material. I wish the hole was a little smaller to keep the treats in better. Also wish they were a little larger and/or oddly shaped so as not to fit under the sofa. Still totally worth it.

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Reviewed in the United States on January 10, 2025

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M Mon

Houston, US

★★★★★ 5

Subtle, great dog toy design!

Size: Large

These things are amazing. Stuff them with peanut butter and treats and freeze them of course, but football spike them across the yard to drive your overly hyped dog nuts! And the hole allows you to safely pry it out of a tug battle , just a great design! And it can bobble across a small living space without getting lost like a ball would. Love it!

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Reviewed in the United States on April 20, 2026

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Austin Smith

Grantham, US

★★★★★ 3

Treats fall out way to easy

Size: Large

Kinda sorta awful at holding treats in it, they just fall out without my dog even having to touch it really. I spread peanut butter on the inside of the toy and freeze it..works much better that way, nay, works amazing that way. I got this toy to stimulate his brain, so he’s either much smarter than every other dog or the treats fall out too easy..I believe it’s the ladder.

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Reviewed in the United States on May 26, 2025