★★★★★ 3
Blood Donors give less blood
Color: Gold ＆black
For the love of your hairy mansack use with caution!! After reading the description and reviews I thought I would take a chance on this cut free product. I couldn't fault the delivery as it arrived the same day. Bonus I thought a thought I lived to quickly regret! With eager anticipation I opened the package and set this gift from the hairless God's on charge. The charge time was fast and the product looked the part so with baited breath I took hold of this item and went 'downtown'.... The first few strokes were like a magician using a wand, pure magic! The trimmer effortless cut through its task in hand with precision and luring me into a sense of security that only can be achieved after several mishaps of various degrees. Oh little magic trimmer what a wonderful false sense of glee you were providing. With a new sense of bravery and belief like no other I went a little further south to smooth out the mansack like never before..
Holy Mother of Jesus hear my prayers!! Save me from this massacre that was unfolding before my eyes!! The trimmer took off its sheep's clothing and revealed the real evil within! With precision it ate up my mansack with ruthlessness never witness before. The cuts were quick and endless, the snagged skin becoming more and more frequent. The blood dripping now was making the task at hand more difficult but undeterred by the great reviews I kept going believing it was my fault just a bad technique. We will prevail! Alas prevail turned into survival and a soon to be found fetal position praying for my man parts to heal from their recent brush with a back street castration. I'm sure it's just operator error and maybe once healed I will accept the challenge again to wield this clippers and be the smooth operator it promised. In the meantime I would recommend buying several large packets of bandaid to get you through the blood donation you're about to give. On a plus side it cleaned up pretty nice and easy so all in all I'll give it 5 stars along with the body parts it took all by itself!!
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Reviewed in the United States on November 26, 2022
