Unisex Existence is Futile Sweatshirt

Marsoni

M251S

$48.00

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Unisex Existence is Futile SweatshirtPointlessness of existence got you down? Show off your existential angst in style with this funny nature inspired shirt. This cynical shirt is loaded with 1970s influenced style and existentialist humor. Shirt Info: soft, cozy ring spun cotton polyester fleece blend hand printed in the USA with eco friendly water based inks unisex fit perfect for both men and women Our unisex crew neck fleece sweatshirts are perfect for staying cozy warm on chilly

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Ordered this sample set to see which scent I liked best before committing to a whole bottle. Honestly none of them were a favorite or a scent I would want a whole bottle of. I liked the 11 11 out of all of them. The Midnight was the worst and I felt like it didn't fit the rest of the scents, it was very strong. I also wouldn't order any of these because the scent is not long lasting, or atleast it isn't on me.

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Reviewed in the United States on December 30, 2025

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C. Boutelle

Bozeman, US

★★★★★ 5

Belgian Malinois approved

Size: Large

This ball was the perfect choice for my 8 month old Belgian Malinois. Should last for years so far it has survived all her chewing needs. It’s the perfect size so I don’t have to worry about her swallowing it.

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Reviewed in the United States on February 11, 2026

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Patrick

Massapequa, US

★★★★★ 5

Good chew toy for an aggressive chewing dog

Size: Large

Well built for an aggressive chewing dog. I wouldn't say indescribable but it has lasted longer than all other chew toys he's had.

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Reviewed in the United States on April 26, 2026