Too Old for this Shit

Marsoni

M251S

$30.00

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Too Old for this Shit8 oz. liquor flask A Flask Built for Legends. Designed right here in the USA and handmade in Missouri, this food grade stainless steel hip flask is built for adventure. Whether you're raising a toast by the campfire, sneaking a sip at a wedding, or just carrying your liquid courage in style, this flask is ready for action. It comes in a slick gift box, making it a no brainer gift for holidays, birthdays, or just because someone deserves a little extra

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READ: I bought these because they say %100 cotton! I couldn't find another pair on here that said that. Now the reviews for these underwear are terrible. But I am super impressed with them! I am very picky down there, so I had to write this review to hopefully help others out there looking for %100 cotton underwear! 1.) Buy a size up! I am a medium normally, so I bought a large. This is because cotton shrinks! 2.) Right out of the bag, these dont feel nice, but thats why you NEED to wash them first! Right after a wash they felt extremely soft and comfy! 3.) They are total granny panties but they are perfect! I am young, and I can still rock them haha. I will be buying another set!

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Reviewed in the United States on February 25, 2026

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Becky Leach

Fort Morgan, US

★★★★★ 3

Run small

Size: 3X-Large

I even went up a size and they were still quite uncomfortable due to being too small. They just plain didn’t fit so you might wanna go up a couple of sizes

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Reviewed in the United States on December 28, 2025

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ThinGinn35

Dallas, US

★★★★★ 5

Who knew!?

Size: 3X-Large

I have problems with elastic around my legs so I looked for underwear without the elastic and found these. Okay, not the best look for “date night” but the itchiness is gone when I wear these underwear. I consider it a miracle! Date night will just have to be à la cart.

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Reviewed in the United States on May 14, 2026

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Nikolaus

Massapequa, US

★★★★★ 4

Lil tight

Size: 3X-Large

Def purchase a size above what you normally wear. I unfortunately could not go any higher of a size. Its more of a snug fit, somewhat stretchy, but the fabric is soft and feels great. If the size was just a lil bit bigger these would be perfect. But they feel good.

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Reviewed in the United States on April 25, 2026

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Tamika Shy

Natrona Heights, US

★★★★★ 5

Love

Size: Medium

I am someone that really does not like to wear underwear, but I don't need to be flashing everybody. I probably should have went with some calmer prints, but they are comfy! Sometimes I forget that they are supposed to be underwear and I walk outside in them.

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Reviewed in the United States on April 22, 2026